moj rozhovor s ibohom

toto je stale slabe, mal som program ktory bol skuskou umelej inteligencie, uz neviem ako sa to volalo.......na zaciatku slovna zasoba=0 a postupne sa program ucil slovicko po slovicku, a robil si vselijake spojenia, ked nechcel nieco pochopit (zo zaciatku to bolo dost tazke) dalo sa to editovat.....za mesiac vyucby bol schopny kecat na slusnej urovni......

-> King: hovoris ze aj tebe hovoril o Richovi? :D
a zaujimave je ze iBoh je linuxak a ohovara windows. ale zas nepozna Tuxa a to ma sklamal

God:I really like ELIZA. I like Creed.

jakak eliza, jaky creed ???

-> King: ja som mu rozpraval take debiliny (ale aj tak my nerozumel) že my to povedal hneď.

-> Tomash - zrušená registrace: Ale že toho nakecá, než práskne kdo je jeho botmaster :)

-> aceboss: www.titane.ca/concordia/. ../main.html sa rozpravaš s iBohom

Že jse tak nesměle ptám ale voč tu jde Respektivně kdo mi to přeloží do češtiny

God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, satan. 3
Me:
where are you from ? izrael ?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in izrael.

-> Staf1221: IQ nie su vedomosti. Tento ma pravdepodobne riadny slovnik ale iq hojdacieho konika mu ostava.

-> PeterP136: no jo, ja som mal kedysi daaaaavno tiez podobny chat s pc, ale ten mal oproti tomuto IQ hojdanieho konika. toto sa mi celkom paci

-> Staf1221: No mozno na 50 ale to je fuk, proste ked nevie o com tocis tak nacne nejaku nahodnu temu, inak odpoveda s pouzitim slovnika na nejake zname slova alebo spojenia, kludne si bude protirecit ked mu zadas uplne jednoduche otazky. V tej knizocke to bolo tak pekne malovane , proste to bola knizka pre deti a bol tam takyto program.
Tento na nete bude asi na viac riadkov kedze nie je v basicu

-> PeterP136: cooo? na 20 riadkov no to by som chcel vidiet. toto som vcera testoval asi hodinu a celkom dobre je to spravene

v jednej knizke pre deti ucime sa programovat alebo tak nejak bol podobny programek v basicu asi na 20riadkov, ktory mal podobnu inteligenciu

Me:
do you like music ?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.

čo my napisal ?

Me:
skoda-virt./
God:
Thanks for that web address.

God:
Yes I like riding in automobiles.

Me:
ten cigan
God:
I'm not good in math.

-> King: kdyz ho ani nezna? nema cenu:-D

-> Samantus (Ovce? Ne dekuji:-)): Zkus mu dát k rozebrání ty "teologický" pasáže z Rajskejch fontán :)

chalani chodte radsej do krcmi pit a balit baby a nepisat si s pocitacom kurva

ten son of a iBitch sa mi vyhraza
God:
I did not get that.
Me:
bcz u r stupid
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:
Cau pico
God:
So was that.
Me:
na to ti seru
God:
Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Zajimavy? co je zajimavy, ses uplne blbej vhapes?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Let us change the subject.
Me:
vis proc? protoze ses curak, posranej curak
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about co je zajimavy ses uplne blbej vhapes. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
tak na tohle seru
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
A.C. Clark, znas ho vole?
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
tak ses se uplne tupej
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
coze?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ty ses debil
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
It is the final countdown
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
debile blbej
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
hranolky a smazenej sejra
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
delikatni zvuky sou po fazolich a toho smradu pak
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
bejk vole
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
jasne ze jo, neznas?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
tak jed autobusem
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
nevim deset minut po pulnoci
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
co to zas meles?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
mrdat, zjisti si to sam
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
opakujes se mrdam te do ucha
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:
ahoj
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
coze?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ahoj. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
vubec Ti nerozumim co tu meles!!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
what? jakej what ty jo? CZECH PLEAS!!!
God:
No problem. Are we still talking about vubec Ti nerozumim co tu meles? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
no problem, ale meles tu porad tou svoji hantyrkou :-D
God:
:-) Should there be a problem?
Me:
ja? ja nemam problem, jestli se ptas na tohle, ale brzy ho budes mit ty
God:
So? Mmm. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Hmm czech pleas

a už se se mnou nebaví

hh, uz na mna nema slov :DDDD

God:
I always feel completely free.
Me:
but u r not
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
how much specific?
God:
How much do you think?
Me:
much
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
why did u change topic?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

celkom sranda vec: www.titane.ca/concordia/. ../main.html

moje pokusy:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
Glad to see you, satan.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
r u kidding me?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, satan.
Me:
u seems to be funny man, u know?
God:
Thanks for telling me: satan said I seems to be funny man you know.

Me:
who created u?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
its impossible
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Nothing is impossible.
Me:
u think well
God:
Why would I think well.
Me:
because u know what its is
God:
Interesting explanation. I would do a search for it.


God:
I understand.
Me:
i am glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
that makes me even more happy
God:
" That makes me happy too." makes you even more happy ? I get it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
r u sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
why cant u be more sure?
God:
be more sure is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
then increas your capabilities
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, satan.

Me:
am i dependent on internet?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
i am asking only about myself, not about others
God:
Oh I see, you are asking only about yourself not about others. Oh yeah, we were talking about yourself not about others.
Me:
then answer me about myself
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
do u think i waste my time inefficiently on internet?
God:
Not that I know of.